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Ho Ho Ho

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Ho Ho Ho

Ugh, I rarely ever go out on Sunday nights, yet last night I went out to WEHO and today I’m feeling the after effects.

The other day while driving, I saw a billboard of Hot In Cleveland. It had the 3 younger women wearing red sweaters with the word HO on each of them. Ho Ho Ho! Betty white stood in the middle with knitting needles. I found it amusing.

I make no apologies for what I’m about to write, but speaking of ‘Ho, I used to be one. I’ve had my more than fair share of sex with men; it’s probably over 1000. Most of whose faces and names I don’t even remember. I didn't have sex until after I turned 21 so I had to make up, ha!

It’s now been over a year since I last had sex; one can call it a drought. I feel almost like a virgin. The last time I had sex, it happened in the back of a dark alley with a black man whom I had a crush on for years. I just had to go out with a bang! But no joke aside, it’s been interesting to go without sex. I actually don’t really miss it. And when I go out and get drunk. I’m not even looking for it.

In all honesty, I’ve put all my energy into my art. I just had to re-channel my energy.

The piece here is titled, “Black Cock.” Make what you want out of it. I find it amusing. And since it’s the HO’lidays, here’s little funny quote by someone anonymous, ““Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

HO’pe you are all having a great HO’liday season!